Sunday, 15 November 2020

Issue No 54 - Wednesday 25 November


EDITORIAL

We are now in Lakes Entrance, 320 km east of home. The above beach is a 10 minute stroll from the caravan. It was warm and humid on Sunday before overnight gentle soaking rain dropped the temperature.

On our walk to the beach we saw a small flock of yellow-tailed black cockatoo (no camera). My new project is to catch the same birds with the camera – maybe in flight (or was that fright?).

We soon caught up with good friends, had coffee, then happy hour, then dinner – before the rain started.

The weather is not currently conducive to sunrise or sunset photos.

On day three we had a drive to local towns and had a pleasant day. It was concluded with a prawn and flathead-tail dinner.

Above: Prawns on the Barbie

Below: Flathead on the Barbie

Above: Contented Diners/Friends


EDITORIAL - COVID

I am hopeful that the image below is representative of a time that stays behind us. I hope that valuable lessons have been learned and guidelines have been documented for future use. I personally am not interested in finger pointing, but I am interested in knowing that we have learned from what occurred.

We did not have a COVID how-to-guide before. I hope we now have – or soon will.



LEXOPHILE

"Lexophile" describes those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish",  "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."

An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile.

This year's submissions (some of which have appeared in earlier issues):

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

  • When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a day-care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?  He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory, but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

When chemists die, they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

  • Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.





Luciano Pavarotti sings "Nessun dorma" from Turandot in 1994

Pavarotti is probably like a full bodied red wine – you either like him or you don’t – so the following video is for his fans (I happen to like both)….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWc7vYjgnTs


The Three Tenors in Concert 1994: "La donna รจ mobile" from Rigoletto

Similar story here – more full bodied red……..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8-vZJNY10k


The Tokens - The Lion Sleeps Tonight

This is a blast from the past, first released in 1961.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGl5ReYunoY



MUSIC TRIVIA

Did you know that Eden Kane and  Peter Sarstedt  are brothers, Eden being the elder by just over a year. Both were born with the Sarstedt surname. They had a third brother, Robin, also a musician. In case you need refreshing the following are a couple of their better known tracks:

Eden Kane – Boys Cry (1964)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGumxJy9SiE


Peter Sarstedt – Where Do You Go to My Lovely?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8XQZYIiNgo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WstanvvTwLo

The three brothers collaborated together on a number of songs, the following being one  of them in 1973 – Chinese Restaurant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb3SPUxK-k0




SPELL CHECK  -  NO!   I TALK GOOD ENGLISH

Eye halve a spelling checker

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marks four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.


Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

It’s rare lea ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased to no

Its let err purr fact awl the weigh

My check her tolled me sew.


So, English I fancy you all will agree,

Is the funniest language you ever did see.









PLEASE REMEMBER

That laughter is the best medicine. If you cannot laugh try to phone a friend, particularly one who is a good listener. 

Please stay well and as happy as can be. The bear is after a cuddle.




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